Poop Management

I once worked with a guy who was hyper-organized, loved spreadsheets, and was unnaturally attached to his PDA. He carried the PDA everywhere with him, including the office restroom. Today I flipped the page on my Baby Owner’s Manual daily calendar to find a very close representation of what I always imagined he was doing in there with the PDA:


I'm sure his own spreadsheet was more thorough than this example, though. It must have at least included a "moderate" option under the delivery column.